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Where To Retire...

You can live in Arizona where...

1. You are willing to park three blocks away because you found shade.

2. You have to drive to the top of Mt Lemmon to see a real tree.

3. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.

4. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open the oven door.

5. The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!

You can live in California where...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.

2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.

3. You know how to eat an artichoke.

4.When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long itwill take to get there.

5. The four seasons are: fire, flood, mud, and drought.

You can live in New York City where...

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.

2.You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from ColumbusCircle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.

3. You think Central Park is "nature".

4. You think that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

5. You've worn out a car horn.

6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You can live in Maine where...

1. You have only four spices: salt, pepper, Ketchup, and Tabasco.

2. Halloween costumes fit over Parkas.

3. You have more than one recipe for moose.

4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.

5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

You could live in Colorado where...

1. You carry your $4,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.

2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.

3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.

4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

5. A backpack is a fashion accessory

You can live in the Midwest where...

1. You've never met any celebrities, but the Mayor knows your name.

2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.

3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.

4. You end sentences with a preposition, "Where's my coat at?"

5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

You can live in Florida where...

1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.

2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind....even houses and cars.

3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.

4. The median age is 69

5. Hurricanes can hit you from every direction

OR You can live in the deep South where...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.

2. "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.

3. "he needed killin'" is a valid defense.

4. Everyone has two first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Jack, Tammy Faye...

5. The four basic food groups are Creamed, BBQed, Gravied and Fried.

After a month and a half and 6 shoot days, we have wrapped the short film "The Persecution of Dr. Dentin" for the web series "Not of This World" It was a fun shoot and I would like to thank everyone that was involved, without you we could not have made this film. I Pray that it will be a witness to all who view it.

Another episode will be filmed around September, I will keep you posted.

Thanks again

In Christ

Hank

And there I was, sitting at the computerlistening to the rolling thunder just outside my window. Should I add ablog...or should I not?

That was the question...(among many others) that was twisting it's way through my brain.

So with the gentIe touch of the mouse and "click" there it was, I did, and I really have no idea what to say other than;

Welcome!

This is a place to talk about Christ, Christian Filmmaking, Christian Films in general and...oh of course, Matthew516Films.

I pray that God will bless this endevor and may our light shine through to all who visit.

If you want to help support this Ministry, please feel free to contact us for our needs.

Thank you for visiting, come back soon.

In Christ

Hank